Lagoon

So my dad won some ticket to Lagoon, he gave them to me in the middle of the summer but I decided to procrastinate and we finally used them on the very last day possible. Kaynie met us there and the whole Asay clan came along.

I have to include words like 'initial acceleration' and the picture of circumference cause I like math, I can't get it off my mind. He he he.

The highlight of the night was the new ride, it is called Wicked. We all laughed so dang hard, because the initial acceleration caught us by surprise.

Corn Puff

Well, my car finally earned it's name. I guess I'll have to retire the name
"Green Tortilla" and accept the "Corn Puff." This is cornstarch all over my car. I was on my way to work heading north, when a car pulled out from the east to turn on the road that I was on but to head south. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve around them. In the process of slamming on my brakes, a 2lb bag of cornstarch in the back seat flewforward and speared itself through my gearshifter. I thought that the airbag had gone off because of the puff explosion. Well, I guess that it won't happen again soon because it was Labor day weekend so all the Utahns are gong home for the summer, oh wait I live in Utah now.

Blogger plogger

I just wrote a super long post and I hit the back button and then my post dissapeared. I was bummed out until I saw the "now blogger saves your drafts automatically" button. Good job Blogger! So lucky for you all, you can read my exciting post, shown below, because I was not about to retype it, in fact all i was going to post today, was this post.

Summer Fun

So, summer is going by super quickly. I finally found a computer that does not have dial up and I pulled out my jump drive look up a previous project and I found this picture, so I decided to postpone doing my project a few more minutes for a good cause of course. I don't want my friends to think that I have a boring life.

So the summer has gone good. I've been working in the mornings for Fish and Game and at nights in the store. I tutor a few kidsw in my spare time and I have two fun callings. I work with the young adults and I'm the camp director. I'm at the church every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday and even occasionally on Saturdays.

Katie has helped me stay sane by inviting me to meet her in Idaho Falls to hang out or watch a movie a few times (we've seen some good ones) and to hang out in her mom's back yard. I've also seen the other Katie and Steph, Cami, Emily, and of course Ricky (the Rexburg gang) a few times, which was great. I made a trip up to Washington with the other Katie and got to visit Steveo. He's come down a few times to see me and I think it's probably my turn again. It's always good to see him, but this summer has been especially fun. We've done some fun things, mostly outside.

Currently I'm back in Logan for two weeks to finish up my project and take a class. My new class is kind of intense, I have quite a bit of reading homework and I have my first test today, the second day of class. Maybe this 2 weeks will be a break for me. I'm still throwing the idea of going to Alaska this summer around. Well, I guess I better do some of that homework that's staring at me.

Fishy Job

Well, I guess maybe I could call myself a professional vacumer. The first day on the job I sorted trays of fish eggs, and by sorted I mean that I vacumed the dead ones out. That night I dreamt of fish eggs. The next day I took fish out of nets, alot of fish. There were six nets and in one net there were 180ish chubs, not to mention the trout. I picked scales off of my hands hours after I was done. Today on the job, I went out on the lake and drove a boat around and looked for fisherman to interview them, then I put up electrical fences. Sometimes I just wish I would touch it to get it over with, because I am living in fear of that first accidental touch. All in all, it's been pretty fun and I love the guys I work with, they always have a story about something.

Get it?

"M R ducks"
"M R not"
"M R so, C M wangs"
"L I B, M R ducks

This is Katie, she's pretty much my best friend. We've done some dumb things together. One of my favorite things to do is beat her up, if I just hold onto her head with my arm outstretched, she can't reach me it's pretty much one of the funniest things I've ever seen. She one of those people who knows all those dumb things that I did in high school, yet she still puts up with me. I guess that's what friends are for.

Bathroom Horror

I got locked in the bathroom stall today! I went in and slid the bar over and there it still remains. I don't know how it slid over so easily and then would not budge back. At first I thought, oh no, but then I realized there was no need to act as if I was claustrophobic. How much more awkward can it get! Luckily for me I have mad climbing skills and could shimmy up and over or I could also fit under the door. I’m just glad it was me cause I can think of quite a few college students or professors who might not have been able to get out. There was hardly room to turn around let alone move around, and I would’ve felt real bad if it would have been one of the professors that got stuck. I really think that they should get that fixed.

Paper or Plastic?

" So there is this little grocery store near Yellowstone. There is a guy who works there and he's basically the happiest and friendliest person ever." I didn't say it, but I over heard it in a conversation once.

Math-magical

Once upon a time, I was informed that I should update my blog more often. I thought that I was doing pretty good because last year I posted once and this year I am already at 5 posts and it's only May. I do agree that it is fun to look at updated blogs, it's fun to see what people are doing and how fun their lives are. I have only one problem with that. I don't do many new and exciting things, each day I wake up, I get ready to do math, then I do math, I teach math, then I eat (usually while reading over math), then I walk home (while I am reciting cool math formulas in my head) then I do a math 'cool down' before I get ready for bed. Wait did I say that I did not do exciting things, heck yes I do. It's just that I don't do new things, ya that's it. The sad thing is I really do enjoy doing math, most of the time. Some might say that I am a mathlete.

Beards and Facial Hair

I don't get it. Boys grow up waiting and hoping for the day that they can shave. Some of them even practice shaving in front of the mirror, or they even start shaving before they even have a need to. Then when it finally happens, when the day comes that there is an actual need to shave they become obsessed with growing it out. What happened to that boyhood dream of shaving? I'm not saying that I'm against beards, I've seen some nice ones, I just don't understand the obsession that some guys have. I've heard multiple conversations about what should be or could be done with the hair on a guy's face. I've even heard of a "Lorenzo Beard Growing Contest" that occurs over the breaks from school. I've listened to guys discussing, as if it was a floor plan, what they are going to shave off their faces and what patterns will be left behind. I've even seen commercials about beard comb-overs.

It seems to me that they think that they truly are creating a work of art on their face. The point I'm trying to make is corn on the cob is good, isn't it?

The Doctor is in the House

I always told

myself I wouldn't

become an addict.

Then I met the

doctor.

Twin Beds

So i'm the only 26 year old that I know who still shares a room and sleeps in a twin bed. All my friends that are my age either have their own house, kids, their own room, or all of the above. I instead am still in college, I think that i'm going to be in college for the rest of my life, but that's okay because I've got great roomates. In fact all 39 that I have had, have been great! I wish that I was better at staying in touch with them. I had three roomates last semester, but I'm down to two now, because one of them sold out to a boy, it was the youngest one of course. The picture is of Kandice's wedding, starting from the left are Erin, Maddi (my two current roommates), Kandice, Bailey, me and Raechel. Raechel was my roommate in rexburg and she leaves on a mission tomorrow. She's going to Rome Italy. I think that she will be a great missionary.

Geeks and Greeks

Here's a cool web site for geeks. It not only tells you what each greek letter is called, it pronounces them also. You might want to listen to the one for Pi, It surprised me. I would assume that he pronounces them correctly because he claims to be a contemporary Greek, whatever that is.

http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/lan/grkphon.htm

I remembered my password!

well, i guess this is how it will all start. i figured that i should put a picture of steveo cause he's the one who basically introduced me to blogging. well, maybe it was brian, my photography teacher, but i forgot my password and haven't posted in quite a while so i consider this the start.